For the past week there have been a variety of strange bird calls happening at night. These calls of the avian kind have been startling tenants awake at all sorts of hours. The source has been found and dealt with. (No animals were harmed in the production of this blog entry.) Eyemax, in their desperate attempt to keep their new awning clean, had been placing a bird call machine outside their door in the evening. Though the machine was successful in keeping the pigeons away and their droppings from corrupting the new awning it did absolutely nothing to encourage our starry dreams while asleep.
If you happen to see anyone feeding the pigeons that congregate in front of the Gaylord building, please discourage them from this activity. We would like to keep a fresh face in our presentation to the public. Thank you.